Bottom-heavy QB

by - June 25, 2009 - Posted in Offseason

Romo Fatass JerseyI don’t think Tony  and Jessica Simpson should have kids.  Between the press on her curvy new figure and the press on his supposed bubble butt I can’t imagine a better environment for creating an eating disorder.

The fact of the matter is that neither one of them is fat, and the media attention is out of control.  Does Romo need to be in better condition to be better in December?  Probably, but that doesn’t necessarily translate to Sir Mix-a-Lot suddenly becoming a Romosexual.

I’m way more concerned with what’s going on in Romo’s head than his perceived bottom heaviness.  This is just another example of the craziness that comes with being the Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback – let’s hope Romo can deal with that.

Romo Hot Dog

Photo by Bill Pirkle

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