Archive for June, 2009

Bottom-heavy QB

Posted in Offseason on 25/Jun/2009

I don’t think Tony  and Jessica Simpson should have kids.  Between the press on her curvy new figure and the press on his supposed bubble butt I can’t imagine a better environment for creating an eating disorder. The fact of the matter is that neither one of them is fat, and the media attention is [...]

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Dumb like a fox

Posted in Offseason on 17/Jun/2009

Growing up, an invaluable piece of advice was offered to me by my father.  “Play dumb,” he told me, “To get yourself out of a bad situation, you don’t have to admit you know more than someone thinks you do.  Let them think you don’t know what’s going on and use it to your advantage.  [...]

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Whether you love Jerry or hate him, no one can argue that Jerry holds back when it comes to his Cowboys. As an owner, Jerry is second to none – and the new Cowboys Stadium is the ultimate proof of this. On Saturday yours truly was lucky enough to attend the first public event at [...]

FJJ Facebook fan page

Posted in FJJ News on 03/Jun/2009

In an effort to better provide you with FJJ news and updates (as well as a place for you to simply show your support), we’ve launched the official FJJ Facebook fan page! So, if you’re a current Facebooker and would like to receive our updates in your news feed, stop on by and become a [...]

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Cowboys release Greg Ellis

Posted in Offseason on 02/Jun/2009

The Cowboys today officially cut loose their longest tenured player, linebacker Greg Ellis. You’ll recall that Jerry passed on Randy Moss to draft Mr. Ellis in 1998, only to watch Randy destroy the ‘Boys every chance he got en route to a superb (if not controversial) career.

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  • Farewell, Mr. Jones – Fire Jerry Jones!: [...] As the dust finally settles from the ruins of Texas Stadium, a realization dawns: the bridge to the past has also collapsed. While we prepare to
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  • MBurkett: Jerry's worst decision came before the Minnesota playoff game. Jerry gave the 2009 Dallas Cowboy defensive line coach Todd Grantham permission to