Top Ten Signs it’s Officially the NFL Off-season

by - May 11, 2009 - Posted in Offseason, Top Ten

10. NFL Network shows 24/7 coverage of Tony Romo on the beach
9. NHL viewership doubles from 5 to 10 total US viewers
8. You buy tickets to a Giants/Cubs game hoping Tom Coughlin’s men will take the field
7. Brett Favre’s latest bowel movement leads Sportscenter
6. You know the CFL pre-season starts June 17
5. It’s time for Jerry Jones’ annual facelift
4. Mel Kiper is hermetically sealed again until March
3. Lions fans no longer wear their paper bags to bed
2. Safety Roy Williams gets turned around trying to find Cincinnati
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