Archive for April, 2009
Where’s Dan-o?
Posted in Offseason on 15/Apr/2009
I know I promised a draft preview this week, but an opportunity presented itself to address an issue that has baffled us Cowboys fans for weeks. With the draft still more than a week away, we still have time to look at areas that the team must address in the draft. So let’s delve into [...]
Get your FJJ fix
Posted in Offseason on 14/Apr/2009
Sometimes it’s tough to stay on top of updates from a website that produces such a constant stream of intelligent and witty commentary. It’s also tough staying on top of FireJerryJones.com. That’s why we proudly offer more than one way to stay in touch. For those of you who find it difficult to cruise over [...]
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Top Ten Jerry Jones Excuses for Not Winning a Playoff Game Since 1996
Posted in Top Ten on 13/Apr/2009
10. Spent the cash for playoff bonuses on plastic surgery 9. Wanted to share more than a Thanksgiving tradition with the Lions 8. Champagne in the eyes stings too much 7. Dave Campo’s existential coaching philosophy states playoff wins only exist in ones mind 6. Needed to put the Valley back in Valley Ranch
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Romo-friendly not so Romo-friendly?
Posted in On Jerry on 10/Apr/2009
Amidst pitching wings, Troy Aikman had to this to say about Jerry’s new “Romo-friendly” team… I don’t know that it’s Romo friendly. I think maybe terming it better would be quarterback friendly, whether it’s Tony Romo or anybody else. Based on saying, ‘Hey, we want to make it Romo friendly,’ I think that takes away [...]
Jerry and the draft
Posted in Offseason on 08/Apr/2009
With the NFL draft coming up in just under three weeks, it’s time to start taking a look at what will happen for the Cowboys on April 25-26. Before we do that, however, it’s important to note that this year’s draft holds a unique set of circumstances for the Cowboys. For the first time in [...]
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It has been twelve long years since our beloved Dallas Cowboys have won a playoff game. While there are many reasons for this, we believe that the team's general manager is ultimately to blame. The mission of this site is to serve as an open appeal to Mr. Jones imploring him to step down as GM and bring in a proven football mind.
- Dear Mr. Jones — Part II
- Thank you & goodbye
- Farewell, Mr. Jones
- 3. 2. 1. Boom.
- What could have been
- Worst Decision Award for 2009 goes to…
- Happy belated birthday!
- Be careful what you wish for
- The Weekend After
- Jerryhog sees its shadow; two more years of Wade
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- Saxonpaul: F Jerry Jones. Do you know how many people he squashed for that monolithic idol of a stadium? Do you know how many people he has destroyed in his qu
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- Ryan: To the few readers we still have out there crying "say it ain't so!", you're reading things right. We've decided to wrap up things here at
- Farewell, Mr. Jones – Fire Jerry Jones!: [...] As the dust finally settles from the ruins of Texas Stadium, a realization dawns: the bridge to the past has also collapsed. While we prepare to
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- Jeff Stehle: For all you Simpsons fans, don't you see similarities between Mr. Montgomery Burns and Mr. Jerry Jones? Who in the Dallas Cowboys organization wo
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