Top Ten Signs You Might Be a Bad GM

by - March 11, 2009 - Posted in Top Ten

10. Desperate to lead the league in something, you draft a junior high lineman named Roy Williams

9. You trade all of your picks for Mel Kiper’s hair

8. You think a player’s “40 time” is how long it takes him to shotgun a Schlitz

7. You can’t make the combine because it conflicts with your face lift

6. When asked about the salary cap you insist you don’t wear one because it messes up your hair

5. On draft day ESPN cuts to your “War Room” to find you playing a mean game of Risk

4. Your director of player personnel is a dart board

3. When looking to hire a head coach you check if any of the Muppets are available

2. You only target former Lions when looking to acquire offensive help

1. Two words: Shante Carver

6 Responses to Top Ten Signs You Might Be a Bad GM

Luis

March 11th, 2009 at 4:07 pm

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They say you remember very vivid details when you experience a disaster. I still remember my exact words when I heard the name Shante Carver read by Paul Tagliabue. They were: “SHANTE CARVER?!!!!”

Ah, memories.

Fire Ted Thompson Now

March 11th, 2009 at 4:36 pm

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I like this list, especially “When looking to hire a head coach you check if any of the Muppets are available”

I will definitely be doing a piece like this on my site

Mike

March 12th, 2009 at 9:44 am

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do it. the packer nation needs to be able to recognize a bad GM when they have one.

Ryan

March 12th, 2009 at 10:47 am

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Report back with a link when you get it posted! :-)

Mike

March 12th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

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do it. the packer nation needs to be able to recognize a bad GM when they have one.

Ryan

March 12th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

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Report back with a link when you get it posted! :-)