Top Ten Messages Left on Jerry Jones’ Voicemail

by - March 30, 2009 - Posted in Top Ten

10. “Jerry, this is Wade. Thanks for the plays, but usually we don’t line up 10 eligible receivers like that.”
9. “Hey Jerry, it’s Tony – can we get Jessica a tryout for the O-line?”
8. “Jason Witten here. Can Tony and I get a hotel room with a larger dry erase board?”
7. “Yo Jer, it’s TO. I’m freezing my ass off up here – any chance we can work this out?”
6. “This is Jimmy. How’s that search for the 500 coaches going?”
5. “Jerry, it’s Dr. Weston. I forgot to mention to keep your face away from heat. There’s a chance it could melt.”
4. “It’s Wade again. Why was my headset re-labeled ‘Jones?’”
3. “I’ve told you a thousand times Jerry, I’m 43 years old. No means no. This is Troy, by the way.”
2. “Dad, it’s Stephen. Mom’s got a great Laz-e-Boy picked out for you, and I’ve heard the Metroplex has some real nice golf courses. I got it from here.”
1. “Satan here. Jerry, it’s time to pay up.”

6 Responses to Top Ten Messages Left on Jerry Jones’ Voicemail

Jeff

March 30th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

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“Jerry, it's your wife. God just stopped by the house to see you but you weren't home. He says you're not him so quit playing like you are.”

Vince

March 31st, 2009 at 12:26 am

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his is a really great top ten list Mike. #6 is my favorite. I think you could fill this list with just TO list items. You can post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and then link back to your site. We are looking for top ten lists and our users can track back to your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.

Vince

March 31st, 2009 at 5:26 am

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his is a really great top ten list Mike. #6 is my favorite. I think you could fill this list with just TO list items. You can post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and then link back to your site. We are looking for top ten lists and our users can track back to your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.

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