Archive for March, 2009

Jerry’s Sonnet

Posted in Dear Mr. Jones on 16/Mar/2009

Dear Mr. Jones, In honor of our self-imposed five day truce with you, here is our latest peace offering.  Owner Jones, your ability to inspire passion will never be questioned, but don’t get too sentimental – your five days are nearly over.

Give Jerry a break

Posted in On Jerry on 12/Mar/2009

Jennifer Engel asks Cowboys fans to join her and give Jerry a break. I hereby pledge, for at least a month, to only write and say nice things about Jerry Jones. Will you join me? What do you think? Though such a pledge is completely contrary to our mission and our very reason for being, [...]

Top Ten Signs You Might Be a Bad GM

Posted in Top Ten on 11/Mar/2009

10. Desperate to lead the league in something, you draft a junior high lineman named Roy Williams 9. You trade all of your picks for Mel Kiper’s hair 8. You think a player’s “40 time” is how long it takes him to shotgun a Schlitz 7. You can’t make the combine because it conflicts with [...]

Jerry & George

Posted in On Jerry on 10/Mar/2009

Let’s talk about Jerry and the George, the original bromance (and I’m not talking about Seinfeld). It has been mentioned that Jerry is only a velour jumpsuit away from becoming Al Davis.  And while the comparison has some merit, I put to your approval another comparison:  George Steinbrenner. Many years ago, a young brash businessman [...]

With all the uproar and attention given to the release of Terrell Owens, it’s easy to miss the other Dallas Cowboys release, namely safety Roy Williams. The move came after Dallas tried unsuccessfully to trade the 5 time Pro Bowler.

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It has been twelve long years since our beloved Dallas Cowboys have won a playoff game. While there are many reasons for this, we believe that the team's general manager is ultimately to blame. The mission of this site is to serve as an open appeal to Mr. Jones imploring him to step down as GM and bring in a proven football mind.

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