Name that stadium!

by - March 26, 2009 - Posted in Offseason

With the recent news that AT&T may have backed out of a potential naming rights deal for the new Cowboys stadium, I decided to do some poking around at some companies that might be interested in striking a deal with Jerry. Here are a few that could work:

AllState – Their slogan is rather appropriate now that Terrell Owens is gone. Then again, the Cowboys aren’t really in good hands with GM Jerry.

Capital One – Could you imagine the huge signs that read “Capital One: What’s in your wallet?” as you’re waiting in line to buy a $10 beer?

GEICO – 15 minutes of Cowboys football could ruin your Sunday afternoon.

General Mills – “The company of champions.” Oops, sorry, Pittsburgh’s stadium already has a name.

Energizer – The playoff drought just keeps going, and going, and going…

Oh, who are we kidding? We all know that it’ll go to the highest bidder. But with today’s economic climate, will Jerry be able to find a deal that would rival the record-breaking deal they had on the table with AT&T? Southwest Airlines, you’re on the clock!

8 Responses to Name that stadium!

Roger Sotelo

March 26th, 2009 at 11:38 am


funny approach. How about Johnny Walker…”Keep walking.”


March 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm


i think the other GEICO slogan would work too. “so easy a caveman could do it” pretty much sums up jerry's philosophy about being a GM.


March 26th, 2009 at 4:34 pm


“Winning a Super Bowl with Jimmy Johnson's team: So easy, even Barry Switzer could do it.”

Then there's also:

“Cutting the worthless Terrell Owens: So easy, even Jerry Jones could do it.”


March 26th, 2009 at 9:33 pm


So when is the Dallas Morning News or Fort Worth Star Telegram going to notice our witty insights and observations and pay us to publish our stuff in their newspapers? I think we're just as good as Jennifer Floyd-Engle or Randy Galloway.


March 27th, 2009 at 11:32 am


Trust me… we've been trying to get their ears…