Jerry, just say ‘no’

by - March 20, 2009 - Posted in Offseason

Admit it – as soon as you heard the news you thought it too. You know Jerry Jones too well. You know he loves his fellow Arkansians. You know he likes to make a splash in the off-season. You know his team needs a wide receiver like Jessica Simpson needs Weight Watchers. You know Jerry loves reclaimation projects. It seems so right…and that’s why it’s so wrong. We must appeal to Jerry to do the right thing.

Please, Jerry… Please don’t do it. Don’t sign disgraced wide receiver Matt Jones. Buck your trend. Buck your history. Smart teams stay away from recent residents of jail. Smart teams build their clubs on “character” guys – guys that may not be the best athletes but know how to compete and win both on the field and in the locker room. Smart teams also end up winning playoff games. Matt Jones’ history of arrests and drug abuse isn’t worth the headache. With the release of TO, Pacman Jones, and Tank Johnson in the offseason, Jerry, you’ve appeared to turn the corner. Let’s not double back.

7 Responses to Jerry, just say ‘no’

Ryan

March 20th, 2009 at 10:43 am

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We're on Jerry watch!!!

Foolish level orange!

Luis

March 20th, 2009 at 11:41 am

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Duck and cover!

Jeff

March 21st, 2009 at 3:07 pm

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I often ask myself “WWJD?”. That's right, I ask “What Would Jerry Do?”. And when I come to that decision, I try to do the opposite.

COLLIN COOK

March 26th, 2009 at 9:18 pm

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hey, jerry jones hasnt drafted an arkasas player in 27 years … and how on the hell is jerry supposed to get fired he is the owner???

Jeff

March 26th, 2009 at 9:28 pm

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27 years??? he's only owned the team for 20 years. And the purpose of this website is asking Jerry to remove himself as GM. People, before you comment on here, please double-check your facts and your language. Thank you.

COLLIN COOK

March 27th, 2009 at 2:18 am

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hey, jerry jones hasnt drafted an arkasas player in 27 years … and how on the hell is jerry supposed to get fired he is the owner???

Jeff

March 27th, 2009 at 2:28 am

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27 years??? he's only owned the team for 20 years. And the purpose of this website is asking Jerry to remove himself as GM. People, before you comment on here, please double-check your facts and your language. Thank you.