Dear Mr. Jones,
In honor of our self-imposed five day truce with you, here is our latest peace offering. Owner Jones, your ability to inspire passion will never be questioned, but don’t get too sentimental – your five days are nearly over.
How do we love thee? Let us count the ways.
We love JerryWorld’s depth and breadth and height
It moves our soul, when feeling out of sight
As a publicity star, you amaze
Keep listening to Stephen, whom you raised
He will return the ‘Boys to former might
It brought us great joy when you saw the light
We love your cunning, your boldness we praise
We love your team passion put to good use
For the end, you will justify the means
Though your focus on stars made our team lose
You at last cut T.O. to heal the team
We love how you take our candid abuse
Never leave us, please just strive to redeem