Marking 20 years with Coach Jerry

by - February 25, 2009 - Posted in Offseason

Twenty years ago today an Arkansas oilman named Jerry Jones purchased the Dallas Cowboys for $150 million. To mark the occasion, he’s hawking pizza and taking shots to the groin all while finally going public with his head coach fantasy.

That’s right folks, America’s Team has been reduced to an America’s Funniest Video.

We could go on about this, but we’d rather hear from you. Share with us your thoughts below.

6 Responses to Marking 20 years with Coach Jerry

Mike

February 25th, 2009 at 11:59 am

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$10 says Jerry took that shirt home and wears it arounf the house.

Ryan

February 25th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

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He probably takes phone calls on that headset during the day, too.

Bette

February 26th, 2009 at 7:28 am

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Jeepers, I knew times were hard but didnt think Jerry would have to sell pizza and let little kids take shots in order to raise money!

Jeff

February 26th, 2009 at 10:25 am

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$10 says that Jerry tries to auction off that shirt. Starting bid: $300 million. He's got to make up for lost revenue for tickets that don't sell.

Bette

February 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

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Jeepers, I knew times were hard but didnt think Jerry would have to sell pizza and let little kids take shots in order to raise money!

Jeff

February 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

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$10 says that Jerry tries to auction off that shirt. Starting bid: $300 million. He's got to make up for lost revenue for tickets that don't sell.