Archive for February, 2009
S is not for Superman
Posted in Offseason on 27/Feb/2009
Jerry, may I psychoanalyze you for a minute?
By your silence I will conclude that you are either saying yes or you are indeed not superhuman enough to hear my question. This, in fact, is part of my analysis and proves my theory that you have some disturbing issues. Since purchasing the [...]
Marking 20 years with Coach Jerry
Posted in Offseason on 25/Feb/2009
Twenty years ago today an Arkansas oilman named Jerry Jones purchased the Dallas Cowboys for $150 million. To mark the occasion, he’s hawking pizza and taking shots to the groin all while finally going public with his head coach fantasy.
Step right up, everything has a price
Posted in Offseason on 24/Feb/2009
From pieces of the field goal uprights ($75) to stadium seat backs ($50) to restroom signs ($100) to plastic sideline stars ($1000), everything was for sale and everything had a price. Even autographs were for sale ($25). For $10, you could get your picture taken with Mel Renfro, as long as [...]
Injury #4: Jerry trades the farm for Joey Galloway
Posted in Injuries & Usurpations on 19/Feb/2009
Following Michael Irvin’s career-ending injury in 1999, Jerry badly wanted a complimentary receiver opposite Raghib Ismail for the 2000 season. Despite firing head coach Chan Gaily after a 1999 campaign that ended with an 8-8 record and an embarrassing loss to the Vikings in the wild card round, Jerry mistakenly believed that his team still [...]
Show us the woodshed!
Posted in On Jerry on 18/Feb/2009
Jennifer Floyd Engel is as mad as hell and isn’t going to take it any more. Following Jerry’s cryptic comments implying that TO’s here to stay, she had these thoughts to share…
Cowboys fans are the ones really mad, you know the ones who keep the lights on at JerryWorld by buying tickets and jerseys and [...]
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It has been twelve long years since our beloved Dallas Cowboys have won a playoff game. While there are many reasons for this, we believe that the team's general manager is ultimately to blame. The mission of this site is to serve as an open appeal to Mr. Jones imploring him to step down as GM and bring in a proven football mind.
- What could have been
- Worst Decision Award for 2009 goes to…
- Happy belated birthday!
- Be careful what you wish for
- The Weekend After
- Jerryhog sees its shadow; two more years of Wade
- An offensive ending
- Lowered Expectations?
- A new season begins
- Her Sunday no more
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- MBurkett: Jerry's worst decision came before the Minnesota playoff game. Jerry gave the 2009 Dallas Cowboy defensive line coach Todd Grantham permission to
- MBurkett: Sorry, ...after Jerry ran off Jimmy Johnson and Sean Payton.
- MBurkett: Look at virtually every NFL dynasty, they all have long-term, steady head coaches. Wade will get it right with the right Dallas Cowboy team (2010, 20
- Luis: Aside from the obvious puppet motivation, here's one: the potential lockout in 2011. All coaches under contract in 2011 will be paid whether the
- truth: What regression in the Minnesota game. The offensive line was awful. There is not a qb in the league who would of one that game with Columbo getting a
- Luis: The rookie cap is a HUGE must. Those salaries of top draft picks were getting absurd. I really hope it doesn't wind up in a lock out of the 2011
- supafan: Don't get me wrong Jerry has made plenty of bad decisions, the biggest of which is his face lift. That one is a doosy! I now think one of the be
- Luis: I don't know. I think I would have to say that letting Kevin Burnett walk was the worst decision of 2009. It would have been excusable if there
- Jeff Stehle: This chart tells me that only the most successful coaches get run out of town with a Jerry-vengeance (I just coined a new phrase). Let's wish all
- Jeff Stehle: I don't know if it's the worst decision of the season, but I do agree that it was a bad decision. Folk proved that can kick, he was just havi
