King Jerry of Cowboy Kingdom

by - January 23, 2009 - Posted in On Jerry

Randy Galloway on the State (or lack thereof) of the Cowboys Union.

For the last 20 years, or four U.S. Americans head coaches later, King Jerry of Cowboy Kingdom has experimented with all forms of government leadership. He had given his country the soft-softer-softest head coach method, and King Jerry also has gone with a couple of iron-fisted dictators.

You don’t have to be a Commie to know that democracy based on pacifist leadership has seriously failed in Cowboy Nation. The only success (Jimster), and the only progress (Big Bill) came with leaders who made Castro seem like Howdy Doody. Speaking of puppets, Jerry certainly likes to appoint wooden heads.

The blame, of course, goes to the King. It’s not news that Jerry is a football idiot.

You already know how we feel about it: the king must be deposed and a new balance of power established.

Fire GM Jerry!

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